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An Army major was allegedly drugged and bitten by strippers during a drunken escapade in Poland

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Comments

[ChrisinVa]

Some folks call that, etc.

[Clankie]

Well, when you visit " Drugged and Bitten by Strippers Land " at the local amusement park, what do you expect ?

[LeDud]

Did he have to tip extra for the bites ?

[OldPhil]

Hey, as long as they had their Covid vaccines, who are we to judge?

[ripleysparrow]

You know you've hit rock bottom when the Sergeant Major and Battalion Commander both have to come looking for you. The sex dungeon will have been the happiest part of that excursion.

[man tom]

Conner, an Apache helicopter pilot felt so severely impaired by the incident that he cancelled all of his flights for the next week because he ‘just did not feel right’ and it took days for him to feel normal again,

I've been in places I was lucky to escape with life and was a regular where one lap dance took months to recover from.

[cfjk]

Once he's drummed out of the army he's already proven that he's well qualified to hold public office. In his defense, when he heard his unit was deploying to Poland he thought Pole Land WAS a strip club.

[Snookins]

Must have been a high end Polish strip club to have both drugs and strippers with teeth.

[cfjk]

I thought if they took their teeth out it was extra.