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April 22, 2021

CLASSY!

Brazen Florida couple try to tie the knot at $5.7million mansion believing it was vacant and even tell guests it's THEIRS - before being busted by IHOP heir owner and the cops on their big day

(Thanks to many people)

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Rooty tooty fresh & fruity! Sounds like the new normal to me.

Brazen .. bizarre .. doesn't take No for an answer ..

One wonders if the owner, Mr. Finkel, has a letter on file with the police to authorize him to report trespassers, as man tom has oft told us is the case where he lives.

"We were TOTALLY going to clean up when we were done..."

We just had this on the local news here. Frankly, I'm not as nice as Mr. Finkel. I'd have pressed charges.

The wedding was sponsored by Coke, and not the kind you drink?

MOTW - Wow. You remembered and you got it right, most certainly I have to keep a letter on file with the city or else the police will not respond should I call for assistance with a trespasser.

Update on hotel reservations being made as we speak for trespassers in California.

Also this is big news.

If you read into the recall article don't miss this passage:

I quote:

"The closest thing to Schwarzenegger this time may be reality TV star and former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner, who has said she may enter the race. She is a longtime Republican but has never sought elected office."

I can assure everyone concerned Caitlyn Jenner has a valid FL Driver's License.

Here's a shot of the new Fry Pan I ordered today. I thought I would include a shot of our former cleaning woman who left for a regular job as a housekeeper at Motel 6.

Ok, OK. Damb. One the above mentioned is true.

Those pictures certainly show how happy he is to be with her.

The wedding ceremony was to have been performed by a mail order minister.

Does this mean we’re not doing the “Electric Slide” ? Then I’m taking back my wedding present. Anyone need a George Foreman Grill? It’s the D-Lux model with the grease-catcher.

Had this happened in Texas, there would be two possible outcomes.

One would be that the owner would insist on joining the party, and a good time would be had by all.

The other would be that the "guests" would be invited to leave, encouraged by a 20-gauge loaded with rock salt.

It would just depend on whether or not the owner liked them.

Brazen would have been if they had IHOP do the catering.

MT re: frying pan, A story from childhood. A local TV station had PM programming of a "Ranger Rick" character who during his live 1/2 hour babysitting show would do a bit where he read live riddles mailed in by the audience. So he reads: "Why is a woman like a frying pan? Because you have to warm both of them up before you can use them!" The TV screen immediately goes black for the rest of the duration of the show. Good times.

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