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April 15, 2021

THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S CREDO:

"Drawbridge, Schmawbridge."

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant

(Thanks to Roberto)

GUYS IN SCIENTIFIC ACTION

Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a piles cream they heard could give them extra girth

So it worked!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FOR STARTERS, IT HAS A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

What to know about the exotic tropical clawed frog in Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SO WE'RE DOOMED

The New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) reported last Friday that their officers had identified and “disarmed” a UFO detecting device found in Wharton State Forest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

TO THE SAME WOMAN

Man Marries 4 Times, Divorces 3 Times in 37 Day to Qualify for Extended Paid Leave

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

WE NEED A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER

Two Men Went On A Disgusting Poop Rampage At A Tim Hortons In BC

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

Liberal MP causes consternation in House of Commons after appearing naked on camera in front of colleagues

(Thanks to Roberto, pharmaross, Michael Parry, Doug Ogg and Allen at Division)

IF THEY SHRINK THEM ENOUGH THEY CAN BE CONGRESSPEOPLE

These Ants Shrink Their Brains for a Chance to Become Queen

(Thanks to Steve K. and Suzie Q Wacvet)

 
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