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April 12, 2021

SOUNDS LEGIT

A representative of Dollar General, 3416 Montvale Road, Maryville, reported at 10:24 a.m. April 5 that two women tried to buy several gift cards with a counterfeit $1 million bill. One of the women said she received the $1 million bill in the mail from a church and that she was going to buy items for care packages for homeless people, an incident report states.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUIDANCE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN

Go ahead, pee in the shower

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SERIOUSLY?

Would You Spend $899 for a Kitty Scratcher?

(Thanks to Art Kraus, who says "Pfft, my cat will scratch me for free.")

THAT'S WHERE IT WOULD HAVE ENDED UP ANYWAY

40K pounds of Bud Light beer spills onto Georgia highway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SWELL. NOW PLEASE SHOW US TO OUR FLYING CAR.

Boston Dynamics’ robot dog Spot has been taught to pee beer on command

(Thanks to Dave Emery, who says "Presumably pees Sam Adams.")

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

NFT Pet Rocks

(Thanks to Katie Holmes)

No, this blog does not really understand what "NFT" means. We just know it's apocalyptic.

THE HEART OF DARKNESS

Scientists go inside the brains and bloodstreams of squirrels

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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