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April 09, 2021

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Snake catcher removed a giant python after a couple reported their clogged drain

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OOPS

The University of Kentucky mistakenly sent acceptance emails to 500,000 high school seniors for a program that usually accepts about three dozen students a year.

(Thanks to pahrmaross)

WE LIKE THEIR STYLE

No one in small southwest Missouri town voted on Tuesday

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

Kansas Senate majority leader was drunk in police chase, called an officer ‘Donut boy,’ authorities say

Bonus Legal Maneuver: “He looked me up and down stating he played state sports competitively" in high school, Shepley wrote in the affidavit, which was reported by the Topeka Capital-Journal and other local media on Thursday. “He stated he could ‘take me.’”

(Thanks to Alkali Bill and Jeff Meyerson)

LET'S PARTY, RHODE-ISLAND STYLE!

Commerce Secretary Stefan Pryor said students will be allowed to dance, but only with members of their “pod.”

(Thanks to Monique)

MANY REASONS

Why Dye Your Hair When You Can Have It Printed?

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

HELICOPTER PARENTING HAS GONE TOO FAR

According to information released by State Police in Schuylkill Haven, a Schuylkill County man allegedly threatened to have his ex-girlfriend beaten up. And he wanted his mom to do the beating.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

CLEARLY THIS PANEL HAS NEVER READ ANY SCIENCE FICTION

Studies that make brainlike structures or add human cells to animal brains are ethical, for now, panel says

(Thanks to wiredog, who asks "What if they use squirrels?")

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

....for the Wobbling Muons.

(Thanks to Alan West)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Ontario boy with world's longest baby tooth wonders: 'How did it fit into my gums?'

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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