Dave Barry's Blog

HE SOUNDS LEGIT

Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without license at Florida spa

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

MEANWHILE INTHE ONGOING EPIDEMIC OF TOILET-SNAKE ATTACKS

10ft snake pulled from toilet after biting man’s bum

(Thanks to Ralph)

We may have already posted an item about this. There have been so many toilet-snake attacks in this ongoing epidemic that we can no longer tell them apart. The one thing we cannot afford to do, during this stressful time, is research.

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Naples woman shoots husband’s truck after argument

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CLINGING TO IT WAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Military sea mine washes up on Florida beach

(Thanks to Steve K., Roberto, pharmaross and EricY)

YUM

Mysterious 'blobs' near Norway are full of squid mucus and embryos, study finds

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says “I saw Squid Mucus and The Embryos open for the Sex Pistols.”)

LOOKS FINE TO US

An art piece by an American graffiti artist showcased in South Korea was damaged by a couple in their 20s who thought the sets of paint and brushes laid in front of the artwork was for spectators' use.

(Thanks to John Lobert)