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April 01, 2021

FLOWING? OR GLOWING?

Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto highway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

Python Pops Out of Toilet While Unsuspecting Man is Sitting on It

Snake found living in outlet in Charleston home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT SMASHING A PIANO

Halo Infinite developer 343 Industries smashed a piano into pieces to record sound effects

(Thanks to Dave N, who says "No second takes.")

WHY THE BEES WERE GROCERY SHOPPING WE'LL NEVER KNOW

A Man Found 15,000 Bees in His Car After Grocery Shopping

Fortunately they all had valid Florida drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to Art Kraus, pharmaross and Howard from Broward, who says "I know it's the Newspaper of Record, but who counted them?")

ATTENTION, OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT:

We have a job for you.

(Thanks to many people)

TACKLING THE REAL ISSUES

Let's hold our noses and dig into the question of who has bigger poops: Godzilla or King Kong

(Thanks to Roberto)

HOW HARD CAN THAT BE?

This incredibly rare orchid survives by making male beetles horny

(Thanks to Ralph)

YAY! WE THINK.

Archaeologists Find First-Known Temple of ‘Flayed Lord’ in Mexico

(Thanks to wiredog, who says “Because there’s no way this could summon an Elder God or open a Hellmouth or a portal to Florida.”)

IT'S A PILLOW *AND* A GARMENT!

It's... FÄLTMAL!

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Stylin.")

 
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