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March 10, 2021

WHO SAYS CHIVALRY IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Visibly erect nipples was the stimulus behind the conception of this song.

It may help to know that the control group was women with a flat tire.

Visibly erect nipples does not always mean sexual arousal in Flathead County, Montana or Fargo, North Dakota. In all fairness, it is pretty much impossible to determine that when the woman is wearing a hooded parka.

So now, when we men are helping women, we're supposed to be self-conscious about out nipple erctions?

I guess this would explain my sudden willingness to "pitch in" while in the frozen food aisle. Especially when the turkeys are done.

The science is settled.

Notice that the link at the bottom of the article is to the second of TWO studies on the subject. There's a lot to be said for that kind of thoroughness.

I guess they'll start manufacturing bras with built-in erect nipples LOL

Wait....Men notice things like that?

Explains the success of the Clooney Batman movie.

@Debi - this is a brilliant idea. Seriously.

I saw Visibly Erect Nipples open for Vasectomy Mayhem.

Heckuva show.

As soon as I lent her the $100 I found out she was faking her erection.

https://youtu.be/9akw2uSVh4s

Movie makers have known this for decades.

It's not a coincidence that so many movie scenes include beautiful women with erect nipples.

Why is science becoming increasingly useless?

Breasticles are common at 60 degrees N latitude.

nurcecindy: yes. We also notice low-cut blouses, short skirts, short shorts, and...If I think of anything else I'll let you know...

Blonde 1: It's so hard to be good. Blonde 2: It's got to be hard to be good.

Nurse Cindy: Artesians!

Geezer bus tickets to whoever remembers that commercial.

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