WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Your vibrator can now alert you when your food delivery is going to come
(Thanks to Ralph)
Related: The Suez Canal crisis is now blocking a huge shipment of erotic toys from reaching the Netherlands
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
"Grubuzz"? Really?
As for the Sue Canal story: O the humanity!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2021 at 11:38 AM
The Suez Canal problem could be fixed if they would only call the most successful agency with experience in removing stuck, beached objects: The Oregon State Highway department.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2021 at 11:50 AM
Netherlands or nether regions?
Posted by: Tim | March 28, 2021 at 12:04 PM
https://earther.gizmodo.com/this-giant-vibrator-could-somehow-be-the-future-of-wind-1846526505
Posted by: Snookins | March 28, 2021 at 02:35 PM
Couldn’t they just turn on all the devices to vibrate the ship free in the canal?
Posted by: Ruthenium | March 28, 2021 at 06:15 PM
The current buzz on this is that they will get their ship together in the next few days.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 28, 2021 at 07:59 PM
The pizza delivery guy has no idea what's coming.
Posted by: cfjk | March 29, 2021 at 08:40 AM
Key word of the day: teledildonic. This must be what the Beach Boys were singing about last century.
Posted by: Dougie the Scotsman | March 29, 2021 at 09:15 AM
"In 2018, CamSoda also launched RubGrub, a vibrator that placed a delivery order for a large cheese pizza for users following an orgasm."
where do i buy this??
asking for a friend.
Posted by: vee | March 30, 2021 at 02:22 PM