WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CARPENTERS
Licensed beavers released in Wales for the first time
(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "Florida licenses, I presume.")
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March 30, 2021
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Question: How does a beaver get a license?
James Bond had a license to kill, do beavers need a license to gnaw or one to prove they can safely swim,or perhaps a license to construct damns? Then comes the money question: Are there beaver rights lawyers to defend licensed beavers and how do said beavers pay for licenses and rights lawyers?
Obviously,legislators need to chew on these questions and many more before burdening already befuddled beavers with annoying laws and fines.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2021 at 10:46 AM
Where do they mount the tags, and do they have to be illuminated?
Posted by: cfjk | March 30, 2021 at 10:49 AM
Excuse me miss, is your beaver properly licensed?
Posted by: wiredog | March 30, 2021 at 11:24 AM
What did one Licensed Beaver say to the other upon arrival in Wales?
"We've only just begun to build this dam."
Posted by: man tom | March 30, 2021 at 11:55 AM
If I were a carpenter
And you were a beaver
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
(We've only begun)
Posted by: man tom | March 30, 2021 at 12:02 PM
In a related story, inspired by the licensed Welsh beavers, Florida announces it will require pythons to be licensed. This is projected to produce a substantial revenue stream for the state.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 30, 2021 at 01:31 PM
Licensed beaver.
Posted by: Ralph | March 30, 2021 at 04:00 PM
When beavers are outlawed, only outlaws will have beavers.
Posted by: Virtual user | March 30, 2021 at 04:53 PM
I thought this was a story about reintroducing ship’s pursers to Wales. Then I realized I was thinking of the wrong kind of rodent.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | March 30, 2021 at 05:48 PM
How long is the lease for?
Posted by: cfjk | March 30, 2021 at 08:59 PM
I guess that means that concealed carry is now beaver legal in Wales.
Posted by: cfjk | March 31, 2021 at 05:18 AM