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March 26, 2021


2:33 p.m. A woman who walked between two garbage cans to urinate wanted dispatch to know about the pair of underwear she found back there.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Obviously, all these folks are celebrating Locked-down St. Paddy's day in their own unique way.

6:32 a.m. A large exchange of money was observed.

This can mean only 1 thing....BANKSTERS !

5:07a.m.-A man tried and failed to start a fight.

-the rest of the story--5:20a.m.--The callers mommy came to the convenience store, grabbed him by the ear telling him if he couldn't behave, they were going to take away his visiting town unattended privileges.

9:20a.m.--A woman was asked to call back for a chicken permit once she had some chickens.

-the rest of the story--9:40a.m.--The manager of the local KFC called to apologize for the new hire and she had been assured that we do not need a permit to cook chicken.

9:20 a.m. A woman was asked to call back about a chicken permit once she had some chickens.

Next day...

11:09 a.m. I'm callin' back about that permit I'm ready for now.

Hey, LOTS of neighborhoods have too many turkeys (usually in the guise of HOA officers). How is this news?

Are we sure this didn't happen at the Royal York subway station?

There appears to be only one Irishman in the county, and he might have a sister. St. Patrick, pray for us.

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