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I think if he hadn't been on drugs he would have had better aim.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | March 25, 2021 at 12:40 PM
So why would he have wanted to destroy the pot shop when he so clearly was a loyal customer?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 25, 2021 at 12:53 PM
In his defense he thought it was a drive through window like the packys in Iowa.
Posted by: cfjk | March 25, 2021 at 01:00 PM
We need to bring back hood ornaments. This is the second time someone has had difficulty with accurately aiming the vehicle at a target.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | March 25, 2021 at 01:08 PM
I always thought that you had to get undressed to go into a strip mall.
Posted by: Steverino | March 25, 2021 at 01:31 PM
I always thought a strip mall was full of titty bars.
Posted by: cfjk | March 25, 2021 at 05:00 PM
He was too wasted to think of blaming his GPS.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 25, 2021 at 06:47 PM
I will take this moment to once again pay tribute to the most brilliant business adventure I have ever seen, a combination marijuana dispensary and Taco Bell in Colorado.
Posted by: padraig | March 26, 2021 at 08:56 AM
Oh, and yes, it has a drive-thru window.
Posted by: padraig | March 26, 2021 at 08:56 AM