GOOD BOY

CCTV captures 'guard dog' hilariously failing test by napping during fake armed raid

Storeowner Name We Are Not Amused By: Worawut Lomwanawong

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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[wanderer2575]

Gregory (Scotland Yard detective): "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"

Sherlock Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."

Gregory: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."

Holmes: "That was the curious incident."

[Jim]

In the long run, it may help to first visualize heroics in one’s dreams.

[cfjk]

He's a VERY good dog who wasn't fooled by a faux robbery.

[Le Petomane]

I could see a Monty Python dead parrot skit remake here.

"Longawang pet store, may I help you?"

"I would like to enter a complaint about that guard dog you sold me just two days ago."

"Yes, what is wrong with it?"

"It hasn't moved since I put it in my jewelry store to guard against robbers. Just today we staged an armed robbery and that dog didn't even move."

"Sir, the dog you purchased is a breed that sleeps a lot. It was just resting."

"But you see, it's not breathing, either. That dog has been deceased since I bought it."

"Sir, you need to give it time to rest up from the stress of having a new owner."

"I am saying that dog will never wake up, it's deceased."

"Just prop it up and no one could tell the difference."

"I'm not propping it up, I wish to return it for a refund."

"The store will be permanently closed. I am going to become a singing lumberjack. Thank you for your patronage and please buy my first record, goodbye..."

[MOTW]

Dog's name is Lucky. Dog's gender is female.
She is nonplussed at the male drama unfolding around her.

^5 to Le Petomane

[man tom]

Worawut Lomwanawong

[Allen at Division]

The editor shortened his name for space reasons. His full name: Worawut Lomwanawong Shama-Lama-Dingdong.