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March 01, 2021


CCTV captures 'guard dog' hilariously failing test by napping during fake armed raid

Storeowner Name We Are Not Amused By: Worawut Lomwanawong

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Gregory (Scotland Yard detective): "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"

Sherlock Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."

Gregory: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."

Holmes: "That was the curious incident."

In the long run, it may help to first visualize heroics in one’s dreams.

He's a VERY good dog who wasn't fooled by a faux robbery.

I could see a Monty Python dead parrot skit remake here.

"Longawang pet store, may I help you?"

"I would like to enter a complaint about that guard dog you sold me just two days ago."

"Yes, what is wrong with it?"

"It hasn't moved since I put it in my jewelry store to guard against robbers. Just today we staged an armed robbery and that dog didn't even move."

"Sir, the dog you purchased is a breed that sleeps a lot. It was just resting."

"But you see, it's not breathing, either. That dog has been deceased since I bought it."

"Sir, you need to give it time to rest up from the stress of having a new owner."

"I am saying that dog will never wake up, it's deceased."

"Just prop it up and no one could tell the difference."

"I'm not propping it up, I wish to return it for a refund."

"The store will be permanently closed. I am going to become a singing lumberjack. Thank you for your patronage and please buy my first record, goodbye..."

Dog's name is Lucky. Dog's gender is female.
She is nonplussed at the male drama unfolding around her.

^5 to Le Petomane

Worawut Lomwanawong

The editor shortened his name for space reasons. His full name: Worawut Lomwanawong Shama-Lama-Dingdong.

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