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March 02, 2021

'ANTS CAN STAY'

AI Attempts To Design Candy Love Hearts

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Al needs to try harder (or be fired).

"Doomed" is not the best way to win someone's affection.

No blinking? That looks like something that Hannibal Lecter would give to a potential victim.

As adorable as the subject of the story below this one.

This is comedy gold. If the blog puts this thing to work now on the 2021 Year in Review, by July 31 yes yes ballsy horse loop.

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REBOOTING . . .

I'm no expert on AI, but aren't those things hooked up with a power cord you can unplug?

" it was still a bit strange of the neural net to respond by shouting “LUBRICANT!"

My friend Lance Hart sometimes does that, and he's an organic intelligence.

(Important safety note: Don't google "Lance Hart lubricant" at work.)

Also, sounds like a close relative of the Inspirobot which generats inspirational quotes like "Beer consists of 99% excrement and 1% phosphorous" (I think it means "Bud Light") and "Pessimistialize your boyfriend".

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