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March 30, 2021


A ship that was carrying a huge amount of sex toys through the Suez Canal before getting jammed up behind the trapped container ship Ever Given is now free.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)


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I bet if they'd known it was carrying these instead of toasters and T-shirts, they'd have refloated that boat a lot sooner.

How did humanity ever survive without Chinese sex toys?

Those things have a way of getting stuck. So a friend told me.

Ship carrying batteries (for sex toys) forced to take long way, thousands mourn.

Your 'massive log jam' joke here.

Interesting that the name of the ship carrying all the sex toys was left unmentioned. One can only imagine.

Jim-A friend told me the ship carrying the sex toys was was registered to the Big Johnson Lines.

They could have freed the Ever Given a lot sooner if they just set all those toys to vibrate.

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