Dave Barry's Blog

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

These Slugs Cut Off Their Own Heads When They Want a New Body

(Thanks to Alan West, Art Kraus and The Perts)

Snakes insert their heads into living frogs' bodies to swallow their organs

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE SNAKES ALL HAVE VALID ETC.

'Snake Road' closing for spring migration

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS WHERE THIS HAPPENED

Venomous Snake Found in Asthma Inhaler Gives Teen 'Surprise of Her Life'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SIX OF ONE

New York State Man Says He Got Lost On Way To Bank, Crashes Into Zoo Instead

(Thanks to Sean T., who says "His bank must be in Florida.")

THE WOLF DIED, SO THE DOG WAS FILLING IN

China zoo 'tries to pass dog off as wolf'

(Thanks to pharmaross)