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March 04, 2021

FANCY A TRIP TO SOMEPLACE NEW?

Here you go.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM 'STREET CRIME'

Mystery as entire pavement stolen from street in village in overnight theft

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Angered that her roommate was playing the Chic classic “Le Freak” “over and over again very loudly,” a Florida Woman allegedly battered the disco devotee during a 12:15 AM confrontation yesterday in the duo’s apartment, cops report.

Investigators allege that Lannon freaked out and pushed her kin into a “makeshift tiki bar, causing the bar to fall apart and the victim to strike her left eye on a speaker.”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NO DOUBT USING THEIR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES FOR ID

Goats that took over Welsh town are now shopping at Primark

(Thanks to John Lobert and Allen at Division)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

A 24-year-old Nokomis man was arrested Sunday after speeding through a barricaded crash scene, nearly hitting six deputies, and saying he has business at the Ritz Carlton.

Business Attire: Joshua Gaukhman, driving a BMW and sporting one sock, boxers, and an undershirt

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHO SAYS YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY LACK INITIATIVE?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU KNOW WHO ORDERED THE HIT

Video shows two NYC pigeons shove a third into oncoming subway train

(Thanks to Chuck)

HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

For the first time, the ear of a dead locust has been connected to a robot that receives the ear's electrical signals and responds accordingly.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Barry Nester and Asher Scheiner)

 
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