Dave Barry's Blog

'COMPLETE WITH HAIRY NOSTRILS'

Mysterious Nose Sculpture Appears Out of Nowhere at Hart Crane Park in the Flats

(Thanks to Stever)

LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT

Local news channel in Sri Lanka shows a map of USA

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

GUYS IN SEAFARING ACTION

Drunk pals floating on inflatable mattress are rescued TWO MILES out to sea… but only panicked when they ran out of beer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Ex-Con Used Cat To Clobber Man

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

FLORIDA EDUCATION UPDATE

A Zoom presentation for a Titusville High School class was cut short when someone gained access to the session and displayed pornographic material, according to Brevard Public Schools.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Froot Loops on pizza

(Thanks to Ralph)

Professional Chef Cooks A Steak In A Toaster

(Thanks to John Gregg)

HATS ON, PEOPLE

The cicadas are coming.

(Thanks to wiredog, who says “No need to send them to Washington; they’re already here.”)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Cats Are Just as Disloyal as You Suspected, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to coscolo)

YOUR PLUMBING HATES YOU

Trust me on this.