Dave Barry's Blog

WE ASSUME THIS WAS A 'SERVICE' CAT

A passenger plane was forced to return to an airport in the Sudanese capital of Khartoum after an angry and aggressive cat, which had somehow got into the cockpit, attacked the pilots shortly after takeoff.

(Thanks to Peter Metrink)

THIS COULD SAVE THE NEWSPAPER INDUSTRY

Nebraska may be home to the country's only newspaper/liquor store

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

WHAT THE AMERICAN WORKER NEEDS TODAY MORE THAN EVER

A drink-at-home secret base tent.

(Thanks to Ralph)

GOOD BOY

CCTV captures 'guard dog' hilariously failing test by napping during fake armed raid

Storeowner Name We Are Not Amused By: Worawut Lomwanawong

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘ISLANDS IN THE STREAM’ WAS ALSO INVOLVED

‘Terrible’ singer fined after sparking 150 complaints with Abba karaoke

(Thanks to Roberto)

WELL, HE’S AVAILABLE

Islanders who call Prince Philip a ‘god’ plan to worship Charles next

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

IT'S A PILLOW *AND* A GARMENT!

It's... FÄLTMAL!

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Stylin.")