YOUR ‘LOG OUT’ JOKE HERE
Teacher masturbating in Zoom classroom thought he ‘was logged out when class was over’
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “In that case, sir….”)
« Previous | Main | Next »
February 26, 2021
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
I guess “Captain Sillybones” will be on sabbatical for a while.
Posted by: Jim | February 26, 2021 at 10:02 AM
Another way to quickly and publicly end our career online! Isn't technology wonderful?
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 26, 2021 at 10:09 AM
He was zooming, all right.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | February 26, 2021 at 10:15 AM
I didn't know Jeffery Toobin started teaching...
Posted by: sco77 | February 26, 2021 at 10:36 AM
The teacher claimed he did nothing wrong. He was just shaking hands with an old friend.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 26, 2021 at 10:54 AM
Well, I guess we learned what "Pirate Magic" is, huh?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 26, 2021 at 11:20 AM
After a careful examination of the zoom video, Shady Grove Middle School officials managed to located the inseminating evidence.
Posted by: man tom | February 26, 2021 at 11:35 AM
There are so many videos all over that webpage that odds are there's one of me having a w*** on there somewhere.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | February 26, 2021 at 12:11 PM
This is crazy! Who does that sort of thing in front of their computer anyway? Never mind, I don't want to know the answer to that.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2021 at 12:56 PM
In his defense, on the weekends he teaches an online masters level course in fish-baiting.
Posted by: cfjk | February 26, 2021 at 01:24 PM
This kind of reminds me of the old SNL skit about the Mr. Belvedere Fan Club. At one point Adam Sandler asks, “Does anyone else feel the need to masturbate furiously after each episode?”
Posted by: 655321 | February 26, 2021 at 02:00 PM
As an I.T professional, can I just say that this is yet another reason to utilize a surge protector?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | February 26, 2021 at 02:44 PM
Capt. Sillyboner report to the Principals office.
Posted by: Jane Linderman | February 27, 2021 at 01:35 AM