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February 26, 2021


Teacher masturbating in Zoom classroom thought he ‘was logged out when class was over’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “In that case, sir….”)


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I guess “Captain Sillybones” will be on sabbatical for a while.

Another way to quickly and publicly end our career online! Isn't technology wonderful?

He was zooming, all right.

I didn't know Jeffery Toobin started teaching...

The teacher claimed he did nothing wrong. He was just shaking hands with an old friend.

Well, I guess we learned what "Pirate Magic" is, huh?

After a careful examination of the zoom video, Shady Grove Middle School officials managed to located the inseminating evidence.

There are so many videos all over that webpage that odds are there's one of me having a w*** on there somewhere.

This is crazy! Who does that sort of thing in front of their computer anyway? Never mind, I don't want to know the answer to that.

In his defense, on the weekends he teaches an online masters level course in fish-baiting.

This kind of reminds me of the old SNL skit about the Mr. Belvedere Fan Club. At one point Adam Sandler asks, “Does anyone else feel the need to masturbate furiously after each episode?”

As an I.T professional, can I just say that this is yet another reason to utilize a surge protector?

Capt. Sillyboner report to the Principals office.

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