« Previous | Main | Next »
February 22, 2021
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
In the document, it described cow dung as “antiseptic”, “tooth polish” and having “anti-radioactive” properties.
I can see cow dung being used as tooth polish and an antiseptic, but the claim of it having anti-radioactive properties is BS.
Posted by: man tom | February 22, 2021 at 10:05 AM
Overherd from students: "Thanks for moo-ving the exam."
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2021 at 10:28 AM
I fail to see a problem here. Just ask Uncle Srinivasan what it was like when he was a cow.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | February 22, 2021 at 11:41 AM
Is there such a thing as "Animal Wifery"?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 22, 2021 at 12:07 PM
This postponement my be helpful by giving the cows a chance to brush up on science before the next exam.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 22, 2021 at 12:31 PM
Are we sure this isn't cow poop bingo?
Posted by: cfjk | February 22, 2021 at 12:36 PM
Aw, man, and I've been out tipping all night to prep for this. (My cow science focus is on the gravity module.)
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | February 22, 2021 at 02:25 PM
BEWARE!
This has all the earmarks of some sort of alien code.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 22, 2021 at 02:39 PM
Holy Cow!
Posted by: Steverino | February 22, 2021 at 07:30 PM
https://youtu.be/YD8FHrCHhQE
Posted by: pharmaross | February 22, 2021 at 07:45 PM