WE OLDER HUMANS COULD USE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

"After conducting research and speaking with veterinary staff, the aquarist team decided to attach a block of material to the top of the crab’s shell to increase buoyancy and allow her to stand with less effort," the Aquarium said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[cfjk]

This is exactly the same technique that Kubrick used to film the supposed Moon landings.

[Clankie]

I'll reserve judgement here until I hear what Dr. Fauci has to say about this.

[Le Petomane]

If the operation had failed, the veterinary staff would still have had the makings of a tasty dip.

[Ed.]

Not the answer that I expected to the question, "How do you make a crab float?". I was hoping for something involving ice cream.

[MOTW]

Speak for yourself, Dave. I, for one, do not want a crab with a life-buoy on my back.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Where could a person get one of these for his wife?

Asking for a friend.