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February 28, 2021

IN AN AFFECTIONATE MANNER, WE ARE CERTAIN

The man said Morgan grabbed his testicles and squeezed them while he was standing in the living room.

(Thanks to Mikey)

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Governor Cuomo has been soooo lonely since Covid, you know?

I bet that will be the last time he insults her hair color.

In her defense, she was just trying to hold his attention while warming her cold, icy fingers.

She comes in colours everywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colours in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colours

I knew a lady who says she does the same thing every time she is in a dentist chair. She grabs hold of his testicles and says sweetly, "We're not going to hurt each other, ARE we?"

Some of my friends call this foreplay. Sorry, Marquis!
I'm sure that, other than this, she has a lovely personality.

"The victim was very sweaty and his pants were wrinkled where Morgan had grabbed him."

Well that certainly insures a conviction.

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