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February 26, 2021

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China Gave US Diplomats Anal COVID Tests ‘In Error,’ American Officials Say

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Mike Leone)

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Yeah, just let them try that on me. They'll end up with plenty of test material on their hands. Literally.

The old rectal probe. I thought only the aliens used this.

In "error" or in "the rear?"

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Diplomats should have been suspicious when they saw the 'techs' wrapping oily rags around the end of a two-by-four.

Giving anal probe COVID tests to diplomats by the Chinese was just their way of poking fun.

BTW, did they get the test results back yet?

The Roswell space aliens claim they stopped doing anal probes years ago. They said after probing a few butts, they were all pretty much the same and decided there was no reason to continue doing it.

China had gotten behind on testing.. Almost wrecked ‘em..

Um, oops?

Apparently the Chinese couldn't tell their @ss from not only a hole in the ground but their mostrils.

" It’s not clear how many U.S. diplomats or their family members have gone through the tests."

The ones standing up.

Frankly, after all these months in lockdown, I'd be flattered at the attention.

Whatever happened to "Turn your head and cough"?

If this ever happens again they should just confess to what ever indisretion they're accused of then deny it later saying it was obtained under duress.

I’m sure this signals a new era of China-USA relations. China will be behind us all the way, IYKWIM.

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