BARGAIN HUNTERS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Parents who bought a toy for their daughter from an El Mirage, Arizona, thrift store found more than 5,000 fentanyl pill inside, the Phoenix Police Department said.

A woman went to buy a crochet kit to make animal hats and ended up with a kilogram of cocaine instead, Seattle police say.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

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[pharmaross]

https://youtu.be/JprwQMXiuU0

[maryqos]

A somewhat ditsy but sweet friend opened her bag of salt potatoes and found a package of a white substance that she thought was drugs and so she hid it in her garbage.
Evidently she had never bought salt potatoes before.
(it was salt).

[AmoebaStampede]

PETER! You've been sleeping on the job again!

Now that's some EARLY Family Guy. We're talking thick outlines and Lacey Chabert.

[cfjk]

So are we supposed to believe that the woman WASN'T a coke head BEFORE she thought crocheting animal hats was a good idea?

[cfjk]

Now if the parents get arrested remarketing the fentanyl, they can claim they were just providing for their child's college tuition fund.

[Not My Usual Alias]

At $20K, the crafter could have a lot of skein in the game.

[Lucky Jack]

Seattle soon to be overrun by excited animals of all types with only this in common...they all have cold heads.

[Mad Hatter]

@ maryqos - LOL! ^ ^