Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS A CONSENTING PENIS WORM

Woman has fun with penis worm during deep dive

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS BITCOIN

Sneakerheads Have Turned Jordans and Yeezys Into a Bona Fide Asset Class

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

eBay sellers listing 'rare' plastic McDonald's straws for as much as £5,000

(Thanks to Ronal Troyer)

PROTESTING THE REMOVAL OF 'CHARLOTTE'S WEB'

Venomous spiders prompt temporary Michigan library shutdown

(Thanks to Rick Day and EricY)

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Erotic snow sculptures heat up parody City of Winnipeg Facebook page

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Baffled Canadians Spread Reports Of 'Hard' Butter

(Thanks to MOTW)

The Vancouver Park Board confirmed to CTV News on Tuesday the sign from Dude Chilling Park has been stolen and staff are working to get another.

(Thanks to pharmaross)