Dave Barry's Blog

'DAMN I'M BUZZED'

When the deputy asked the driver for his license, Charles Kensill handed over his credit card instead.

You know the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:42 a.m. A man grabbed a “big pole” to protect he and his partner from the intruders causing a loud, suspicious banging noise. An investigation revealed a screen door was slamming open and shut.

11:12 a.m. A man who butt dialed 911 said everything was OK except he was spending too much money at Costco.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DOG BITES MAN

Australian family finds deadly snake swimming in backyard pool

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WITH BEER, WE ASSUME

Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals

(Thanks to Ralph)

CALL WILLIE NELSON, BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Elon Musk Loses $15 Billion in a Day After Bitcoin Warning

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)