Dave Barry's Blog

BETCHA FIVE DOLLARS HE'S A GOOD DOG, TOO*

Dogs are mysteriously turning blue and pink in Russian city

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

*Obscure song reference.

'NOTHING CAN GO WRONG...'

Watch Guests on a British Comedy Show Sing a Song About Oregon’s Exploding Whale

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

CSI: NOTTINGHAMSHIRE

Exploding Red Bull cans helped police to catch cannabis growers

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

'STIFFER FINES'

Cock seller fined $5 000 for breach

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHEW

The Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog, a government body under the Department of Animal Husbandry and Dairying, has postponed the online exam on cow science.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE SECRET INGREDIENT

Customer receives bottle of urine in HelloFresh delivery

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO DOUBT WEAVING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF FLORIDA

New Blood Alcohol Record Recorded By "Highly Intoxicated" Oregon Motorist

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Long-Lost, Priceless Fossil Turns Out to Be a 30-Million-Year-Old Vampire Squid

(Thanks to vee)

EDINBURGH NIGHTLIFE REPORT

Scottish woman bit off man’s tongue in street brawl — then seagull ate it

(Thanks to DaninDallas and pharmaross)

YIKES

United Flight 328 engine catches fire

(Thanks to Dave N., who says "Otherwise, it was a smooth flight.")