Dave Barry's Blog

OR IT MIGHT NOT

'He thought it'd be fun': PA man gets SUV submerged after driving across frozen lake

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT’S TIME TO STEP UP, PEOPLE

We’re not telling you whom to vote for. Because we know you already know.

IS THE OWNER STILL IN THERE?

Florida vet team removes sneaker from 341-pound crocodile's stomach

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TOO MANY MACHBOOS

Bahrain's seagulls too fat to fly after feasting on leftover national dish

(Thanks to Ralph)

‘…A FEW LINES BY THE FIREPLACE AT THE END OF THE DAY’

Columbia professor: I do heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DEVOUT

Ohio man forgoes food for 46-day Lent 'beer diet'

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

A REAL WAKER-UPPER

Cereal flakes frosted with cocaine seized by Cincinnati CBP

(Thanks to pharmaross, Mike Leone and Gregory Snow, who asks “Why can’t Johnny blink?”)