Dave Barry's Blog

WE'RE NOT SURE WE *WANT* TO SURVIVE

How To Make Reusable Toilet Paper For Survival

(Thanks to Bill Ostroot)

IS THIS COVERED BY INSURANCE?

Escaped cow charges into hospital waiting room and attacks patients

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UNDER ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Woman says blackbirds at truck stop were stalking her

(Thanks to Ralph)

DUDE, DON’T, EH?

Manitoba RCMP has one word for anyone thinking about smoking weed on frozen lakes: Don’t

(Thanks to EricY)

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Parasitic worms could hold key to anti-ageing, researchers suggest

(Thanks to Barry Nester)