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YOU KNOW THE CONTINENT

Mum Finds Massive Huntsman Spider Guarding Hundreds Of Babies Inside Son’s Toy Truck

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WISCONSIN SCANDAL

A state biologist known as Wisconsin’s “sturgeon general” is facing jail for his alleged role in a lucrative racket that prosecutors say saw valuable fish eggs marked for fertility research funneled instead for caviar production.

(Thanks to Roberto)

CANADA CONTINUES TO EXCITE

Man with 1,925 pairs of cuff links earns Guinness World Record

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ROMANTIC!

Sheriffs ask people to turn in wanted exes for Valentine’s Day

(Thanks to DaninDallas and pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

A 90-year-old California man took out two ads in the Wall Street Journal, which set him back more than $10,000, to let AT&T’s CEO know about his abysmal internet service speed.

(Thanks to Mike Ricciardi)