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February 12, 2021
SHE IMMEDIATELY PURCHASED TWO MILLION USED TENNIS BALLS
Lulu the dog inherits $5m from deceased US owner
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Jim Kenaston)
IDAHO-HO-HO
Idaho lawmaker seen making 'bunny ears' at the statehouse
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
WE SAW PROHIBITED BOLOGNA OPEN FOR MEAT LOAF
Customs officials seize almost 200 lbs. of prohibited bologna at Mexico border
(Thanks to pharmaross)
AWW
Cockroaches in Love: Males and females of a species that mates monogamously complete their bond by gnawing off each other’s wings, a new study found.
(Thanks to Ark Kraus)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Portable toilet destroyed after apparent explosion
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
HE'D BE FINE ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA
Man caught driving with 'practically zero-visibility' in Dundee
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
FLORIDA SPORTSPERSON REPORT
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES
Teen reunited with pet rooster lost at Alabama Cracker Barrel after Civil War reenactment
(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and Janice Gelb, who says "the most southern news story ever.")
THIS WAS NEVER GOING TO END WELL
Man steals rings from one girlfriend to propose to another in Orlando, sheriff says
(Thanks to Jane Linderman, pharmaross and Godot51, who says "romance is not dead in Florida.")
DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IT IS
Bitcoin consumes 'more electricity than Argentina'
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
Do Manatees Control Their Buoyancy by Farting?
(Thanks to Mr. Dick "Dick" Lobo, who says "Breaking news.")