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February 07, 2021

AND IN SPORTS

Texas beef company offering Brady's semen for free if Bucs win Super Bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross and Asher Scheiner)

MANY OF THEM BEFORE BREAKFAST

Average Michigander had nearly 1,000 alcoholic drinks in 2020

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NOW THEY'RE ARMED

Knife-wielding squirrel spotted in Toronto

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

'WHAT'RE YOU IN FOR?'

"Substandard manure."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EVIDENTLY HE IS VERY POPULAR

A man allegedly attempted to go through customs at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport Thursday carrying 3,200 erectile dysfunction pills he claimed were for his friends.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Roberto)

SOUNDS BAAAAAD

Police have admitted they were startled to find two sheep at an illegal drinking party in Lancashire overnight.

(Thanks to John Lobert, pharmaross and Ralph)

NOT WITHOUT REASON

Prada's New Yellow Sweater Is Reminding Twitter Of Swiss Cheese

(Thanks to Ralph)

MEN: DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Waffle House accepting Valentine’s Day reservations at select restaurants

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL OFFENSE

Oregon Brewery Recalls Mango Cheesecake Beer Over Potentially Explosive Cans

(Thanks to Martin Berman-Gorvine)

 
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