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February 04, 2021

IF YOU DO THIS, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SIT DOWN

Smuggler caught with nearly 1,000 cacti and succulents strapped to her body

(Thanks to MOTW, Tim Couch, David Emery and Steve K.)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

Mesa woman accused of speeding, not pulling over for officers "because she felt like it"

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

SO SHE CAN NEVER WEAR GLOVES

Woman who has 'always struggled to tell right from left' gets them tattooed on her hands

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WAIT... WHAT?

Forest Fire Department extinguishes igloo fire

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE WORD IS TRAGIC

Kanye West moves 500 pairs of sneakers out of Kardashian marital home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE LEGAL LIMIT IN FRANCE IS 80 PERSONS

81-person French orgy broken up for violating COVID-19 curfew

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE LEGAL LIMIT IN FLORIDA AIRPORTS IS 20 POUNDS

Man tries to board flight from Florida with 22 pounds of meth

(Thanks to Barry Nester and pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SNOOP DOGG

Snooping marmosets judge antisocial individuals harshly

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Invite a Goat to your video call

(Thanks to John Lobert)

For the record, we have been on video calls that would have been vastly improved by the participation of a goat.

GUESS WHICH STATE IT’S IN

This Pole In A Walmart Parking Lot Causes So Many Car Accidents, There’s A Whole Facebook Page Dedicated To It

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE HOUSE WAS BETWEEN HIM AND FLORIDA

Man faces multiple charges after eluding police in U-Haul truck, driving through house

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE COLLECTS GAS-STATION MEMORABILIA

New Mexico man named one of the world’s dullest people

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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