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February 03, 2021

AUSTRALIA: THE FLORIDA OF CONTINENTS

Person In Massive Penis Costume 'Ejaculates' On The Road In Melbourne

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OR POSSIBLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

Crashing waves show 'the face of ancient sea god Poseidon' in amazing photo

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We're seeing the Abominable Snowperson.

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FOLLOWED BY NATIONAL PENICILLIN SHOT

National clap announced by PM for fundraiser

(Thanks to Howard from Broward, who says "used to be you wouldn't want anybody to know.")

AND YOU KNOW WHERE HOME IS

Man with Florida tattoo on face calls 911 for ride home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY’RE REVEALING OUR SOURCES

Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and Armonk, N.Y., native Dave Barry frequently cites odd news from the Flathead Beacon police blotter in his writings.

FLORIDA ATTORNEY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida lawyer disbarred after making porn film with inmates in jail

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THERE IS HOPE AFTER ALL

Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to ‘Hollyboob’

(Thanks to Alkali Bill and pharmaross)

IT WAS IN THEIR SOUP

Scientists just found a 50-million-year-old fossilized bug penis.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

 
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