Dave Barry's Blog

BOLO

Detroit woman says her ENTIRE front porch was stolen right off her house

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Elon Musk Says He Wired Up a Monkey’s Brain to Play Video Games

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE

One of the Second World War’s most bizarre relics – Adolf Hitler’s toilet seat – is going up for auction.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO... UM... GO

Crestview man found with heroin, tells deputies it's a 'chocolate laxative'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Scientists have managed to engineer spinach plants which are capable of sending emails.

(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson)

WE CAN DO THIS, PEOPLE

Dave Barry or Peter Stringer: Vote for your favourite Rebel Legend

THIS IS WHY THEY'RE SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Naked mole rats have accents

(Thanks to Ralph)

HEALTH AUTHORITY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

'Tiger King' star Carole Baskin says it's 'irresponsible' fans are being allowed at Super Bowl

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, who says "By all means, cancel the Super Bowl.")

'CLEAR' IS ONE WORD FOR THEM

Clear Shots of 'UFO' Spotted Above Freeway on Outskirts of Los Angeles

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT'S AN... INTERESTING CHILDHOOD DREAM

Childhood dream realized as disused water tower becomes family home

(Thanks to The Perts)