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January 25, 2021

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

A 20-year-old man accused of stealing property from hotel guests took pairs of women’s underwear and left a note with his phone number, police documents said.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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In the age of the crony virus is this what passes for phone sex?

Very smooth, Mr. Cross Eyes.

Would it have killed them to hold this story until Valentine's Day? Talk about your original pick-up lines.

I think the only thing funny about this story is the mug shot.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

Sounds like he was almost holding the panties for ransom. I see a new episode of FORENSIC FILES.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

" Time to go to work, Work all day, We need underpants hey! "

My 4th try to post my excellent comment will be a charm.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

The crime wave of the Cock-Eyed Kid has ended. Perhaps in jail he will learn that leaving your real name and address at the scene of the crime is not a good idea. Then again, he has a different way of looking at things.

Finally...a new ploy in the world of romance.
+ Points for originality.
- Points for likelihood of success.

5th attempt to post this excellent comment.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

6th try at this.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

This is 7th attempt to post this comment.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

https://youtu.be/JMc1qAg2odg

This is probably the 10th time I have attempted to post this most appropriate comment.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

One dozen, probably more, tries at posting this comment.

When contacted Savor's mother said she had no idea where her son got such a cock-eyed idea. Savoy's father would only say it wasn't like him, or him.

Please ignore my previous 67 posts. I just don't care anymore.

Man tom---No worries. We all have days like that. Of course, no one ever told us there would be so darn many of them.

Le Petomane- If you check the very first attempt when I tried to post my comment, that was 10:02 AM this morning. That's 7:02 AM to me! So ALL my attempts show up just before 3 PM, which is 1 PM to me. For almost 6 hours I tried. I even used several VPN's to hide my IP address. But no. And I have such valuable information to contribute with my comments.

man tom---This could be grist for the mill when you write your memoirs. I can see an entire chapter titled "Bad Day in Blogville."

With the stroke of the pen, "No More Cloudy Days."

Snork to man tom for the “67 posts” comment! Ha! I have had the same problem. Once in a while, my comment won’t immediately show up, so I think there’s been a glitch and try again, only to have BOTH attempts show up later. But keep those comments coming! Nobody’s counting.

man tom--Anyone who could have a frustrating day with 67 failed posts in these times and then send a link to The Eagles(LOVE THEM) No More Cloudy Days, is a real winner in my book. That song is SO fitting nowadays.
I second Mad Hatter's SNORK!

MH&MT: Ditto!

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