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January 28, 2021

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Panera recently announced that it’s releasing a limited line of bread bowl-shaped hand warmers.

(Thanks to Dave N., who says “Also known as a 'knuckle sandwich.'”

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For some reason, I imagine Curly Howard trying to eat one. With hysterical results, of course.

Screw these people. Every time I try and go to it I get a damn TAco Bell promotion instead.

I want those damn hand warmers!

If you want that dining out experience while still in lockdown just stick your cold hands directly in the microwave.

Anyone who has a dog should know what will happen to their bread bowl shaped hand warmer if they are lucky enough to win one.

There, there, Jeff. May I offer you a warm beverage? How about some
Bernie-mittens?

This is what happens when your marketing staff works from home in pajamas for 10 months.

https://youtu.be/A4VQVpyZWrA

@parmaross

The Remix is better.

The first Bread Bowl will be played in 2022.

Thanks, MOTW. I went to the website and signed up, though my wife and everyone else other people think I'm nuts.

Looks like it'd be a good pin cushion, if anyone actually uses those anymore.

@Le Dud - Pin cushions are still very much in vogue at my house, although in this case I would limit use to actual straight pins, as the day would eventually come when every needle you ever owned would be buried irretrievably inside.

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