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Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor
(Thanks to Alan West, who says "as opposed to voluntary monkey labor.")
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So maybe they'll be able to train the squirrels to take those jobs.
Posted by: cfjk | January 26, 2021 at 08:15 AM
I've heard speculation that non-human primates can actually talk and they keep it a secret so we won't make them get jobs. Clearly this assembly line was full of monkeys sneering "Nice going, Kevin."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 26, 2021 at 08:33 AM
https://youtu.be/CHb2XYeXcJI
Posted by: pharmaross | January 26, 2021 at 09:51 AM
Snork @ AmoebaStampede
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2021 at 10:05 AM
Maybe if they just paid the poor little monkeys better they wouldn't have to chain them up.
Posted by: MO Mitch | January 26, 2021 at 10:06 AM
Thanks, MOTW. Loose lips sink chimps.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 26, 2021 at 10:28 AM
They're learning vital skills which will help them later in life.
Posted by: Clankie | January 26, 2021 at 10:37 AM
All those chimps were saying "fml" all day long.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2021 at 10:49 AM
Okay, so how do you get monkeys to stop picking coconuts? I guess you could train them to steal tourist's valuables instead. More of an independent contractor gig.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 26, 2021 at 10:57 AM
DO NOT mess with them applies to monkeys too.
Posted by: man tom | January 26, 2021 at 11:03 AM
@man tom - best video I've seen in a long time! At every party, there's always that guy who hands a loaded AK to a chimp. Holy smokes. Belongs in a Hunter S. Thompson novel!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 26, 2021 at 11:50 AM
I don't know. If they weren't willing to be forced monkey labor, they might end up as chilled monkey brains. Just ask Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 26, 2021 at 02:06 PM
Wasn't Forced Monkey Labor the roadies for The Monkees?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 26, 2021 at 03:55 PM