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So Petronis no longer works on the ground crew at O'Hare?
Posted by: cfjk | January 26, 2021 at 08:12 AM
Naked relay racing, braking and entering marathon, 'hot ' car racing (wrong way on interstate).
What fun!
Posted by: sookins | January 26, 2021 at 08:14 AM
Works for me.
They're worried about the heat? Did it worry FIFA when they gave the World Cup to Qatar? Hell, no!
Demonstration sport: shaving your "bikini area" while driving.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2021 at 09:20 AM
He seems to have an unrealistic Expecto Patronum.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 26, 2021 at 09:30 AM
https://youtu.be/lFIIMEe2Ht0
mantom's girl...
Posted by: pharmaross | January 26, 2021 at 09:55 AM
Moving the Olympics to Florida is a grand idea, especially if Carl Hiaasen is made manager. There would be some VERY interesting coverage and followup books. I doubt Florida would ever host another Olympics, but this one would never be forgotten.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2021 at 10:03 AM
The state already has the Florida Man Event in the bag. What more does he want ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 26, 2021 at 10:50 AM
How does one qualify for the Blinker Biathlon?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2021 at 12:17 PM
wanderer, you'll also need the specs on the rifles to be used in it.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 26, 2021 at 01:20 PM
Dave could be a part of the Olympic Torch Relay! Imagine the pride we'd all feel while watching Dave running through Florida while holding a flaming stick. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2021 at 03:41 PM
They're moving the Winter Olympics there, too...
Posted by: The Real Barry | January 26, 2021 at 05:04 PM
Florida is MORE than welcome to take the Olympics off our hands, provided they reimburse us for the 13 billion dollar cost of hosting them, much of which has already been spent on infrastructure, such as repaving the entire Tokyo marathon route with a special substance that feels cooler to the athletes.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 26, 2021 at 10:37 PM
Gosh, maybe the Conch Republic could host a few events - passports might be needed however.
Posted by: rodney bertelsen | January 27, 2021 at 01:00 AM
P. S. Got my wires crossed. Make that 30 billion dollars. Already spent, of course.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 27, 2021 at 02:41 AM
Patronis is from Bay County. This panhandle area is also known as the Redneck Riviera and home of Spring Break. Be prepared for wet T-shirt and beer guzzling Olympic events and who has the worst sunburn while passed out on the beach. In Riviera terminology you “lay out” while sunbathing. Paragliding into condos after visiting Hooters for happy hour will be a UGE spectator draw.
Posted by: Jane Linderman | January 27, 2021 at 03:04 AM