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Paleontologists Detect 50-million-year-old Fossil Bug Penis
(Thanks to Art Kraus)
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"a sort of chitinous codpiece"
Chitinous Codpiece would be a good name for .. no, not a rock band.
Posted by: MOTW | January 19, 2021 at 03:16 PM
Hugh Hefner: "I thought I was missing something."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 19, 2021 at 03:21 PM
So his little striped legs were so short that his penis dragged in the mud and that's why it's so well preserved?
Posted by: cfjk | January 19, 2021 at 03:29 PM
This article is driving me buggy.
Posted by: Steverino | January 19, 2021 at 03:36 PM
50 million years from 'a rare treat' find will prove Jeff absolutely spot on.
For some strange reason I have developed a 'thing' for Ruth Schuster.
Posted by: man tom | January 19, 2021 at 03:38 PM
Doubtless the Icelandic Phallological Museum will want to acquire it.
By the way, you've got to like their URL: phallus.is.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 19, 2021 at 04:25 PM
I know this is off topic, well it has nothing to do with a penis, but I had a little time on my hands and felt industrious so I installed this fire alarm today. What do you people think?
Posted by: [email protected] | January 19, 2021 at 05:38 PM
He drove a lot of females buggy.
The original Biggus Dickus has been found.
This particular species evolved to form the Big Johnson Tent and Awning Company.
In his time, he was known as a real prick.
He was also a not a bug to dick around with.
I'll be here the rest of the week. Please remember to tip your servers.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 19, 2021 at 05:41 PM
Of topic, don't worry I'm not going to even mention the word 'penis'. I had some spare time on my hands this afternoon and installed this fire alarm. What do you think?
Posted by: man tom | January 19, 2021 at 05:46 PM
man tom---I had a cousin who had a few of those fire alarms. When his house burned down, the firemen appreciated the popcorn.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 19, 2021 at 06:36 PM
More proof that scientists are perverts.
Posted by: Clankie | January 19, 2021 at 06:53 PM
https://youtu.be/HpY3ggKAPIE
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler | January 19, 2021 at 07:18 PM
Off topic, but Dave's stovepipe hat is ready for tomorrow's inauguration. I worked so hard on Jackie's pillbox--a wonderful domed concoction--only to have her reach up and put a dent in it. (The day was windy.) Thereafter, hatters who copied it also copied the dent. This time around, I am taking no chances. The stovepipe can be secured with a black ribbon bow under the chin. Manly, without being macho, as befits someone who is from both Mars and Venus.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 19, 2021 at 07:36 PM
Prehistoric bug penis... isn't that Larry King?
Posted by: vaporsmith | January 20, 2021 at 08:19 AM
We saw Demon Interbreeding open for Th'Inbred. We'll be watching for the off-topic stovepipe on the broadcast news, as we did not merit an invitation.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 20, 2021 at 09:15 AM
We can all hope for such a legacy.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 20, 2021 at 10:59 AM