THEY WILL ALL HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES
Natural phenomenon of billions of cicadas will soon swarm across eastern US
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
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Natural phenomenon of billions of cicadas will soon swarm across eastern US
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
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Sorry, but I've already made plans, but I'll pencil them in for 2038.
Posted by: cfjk | January 27, 2021 at 09:02 AM
If they all have cell phones and Facebook accounts now, many pedestrian cicadas are likely to swarm into traffic.
Posted by: Jim | January 27, 2021 at 09:12 AM
There was this one cicadas who survived beyond 17 years after living underground for the entire time, arose to mate then DID NOT DIE. He recorded this Victory song.
Posted by: man tom | January 27, 2021 at 09:33 AM
Going by FDOHS time most will be dead before the paper work gets processed.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | January 27, 2021 at 10:23 AM
Cicadas, if they are like many creatures that navigate using magnetic North as a sort of GPS, will find that during their 17 year nap, the magnetic pole has moved at the rate of 31 miles per year and is now 510 miles from where it was when they dozed off. This could set off some really interesting cicada wrecks and serve up some much needed fun distractions. Head-on flying collisions could count for maybe 10 points, building collisions, 5 points, ETC. Not as much fun as a flaming boat sinking, but at least this event will not be cancelled.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 27, 2021 at 10:50 AM
https://youtu.be/u7W4P5_RBDU
Posted by: pharmaross | January 27, 2021 at 11:06 AM
" cicadas "
Whew ! For a moment there, I thought it was locusts.
Posted by: Clankie | January 27, 2021 at 11:12 AM
Another plague! Just in time for Passover.
Posted by: Steverino | January 27, 2021 at 11:26 AM
I hope they all remember to put on their little masks.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2021 at 03:32 PM
Will the battle between Cicadas and Murder Hornets be on ESPN?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 27, 2021 at 04:07 PM
Kudos to Man Tom for the Victory Song. I'm dead.
Posted by: Marc | January 27, 2021 at 07:29 PM