THE STORE IS NAMED ‘TOTALLY ADULT’
Dad attacks sex shop worker with used vibrator after moaning the toy 'got extremely hot'
(Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division)
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January 29, 2021
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"Well, that wasn't Totally Adult behavior, now was it, sir?"
*throws vibrator at judge*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2021 at 09:33 AM
...and the Bernie mitten-meme lives on!
Posted by: cfjk | January 29, 2021 at 09:36 AM
Um, isn't that the whole point of the thing? (A friend told me so.)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 29, 2021 at 10:01 AM
We know the perp bought that vibrator because he wanted to have hot sex. Some people are just plain hard to please.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 29, 2021 at 10:37 AM
https://youtu.be/WrwhfhncPfM
Posted by: pharmaross | January 29, 2021 at 11:12 AM
He had a buzz on.
Posted by: jane.gator@gmail.com | January 29, 2021 at 11:35 AM
So who was the user? His wife? Or him?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 29, 2021 at 12:24 PM
Of course, the blog's strict policy prohibits us from commenting on the sign on the store's window to the right.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 29, 2021 at 12:29 PM
Nice to learn they have multiple uses.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 29, 2021 at 01:41 PM
How amazing is it while ranting around Pellicaan wasn't bitten several times by poisonous totally adult toys.
Posted by: man tom | January 29, 2021 at 01:49 PM
Those Pelicans are hard to please.
And “entrance at rear” is kinda presumptuous,
Posted by: Loco | January 29, 2021 at 01:54 PM
https://youtu.be/0bqGqRq5GK0
Posted by: pharmaross | January 29, 2021 at 04:38 PM
Obi Wan said the same thing about his light saber.
Posted by: Clankie | January 29, 2021 at 04:45 PM
He's moaning about it? Sounds like it works just fine.
Posted by: Rudolph | January 29, 2021 at 05:03 PM