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January 11, 2021


N. Mexico man pulls gun on McDonald's drive-thru worker over wrong order, sparks helicopter chase

(Thanks to Maryann)


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Who in their right mind would take a helicopter AND a gun through the drive-thru?

... and somebody needs to inform Steady Dave he needs to write another verse, although a helicopter chase seems worthy of another set of lyrics to Boston Charlie, the man who never returned.

The only mistake made was that the guy went to McDonald's in the first place.

Wait'll he goes to Waffle House and they get the smothered/scattered/covered thing wrong.

Estevan Gonzalez ==>
Avenge zonal zest
A sage nozzle vent
Avast nozzle gene
Geez, no naval zest
Van Sleaze got zen

Now that Chuck E. Cheese's have come out of bankruptcy, New Mexico Man will find McDonald's wasn't even a learning point for a criminal. At Chuck E. Cheese the customers would take his gun away and stuff him into the recycling bin.

Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.

When captured I picture the scene looking something like this.


For Albuquerque takeout, I recommend pizza.

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