'ROUGHLY 18.5 PERCENT OF ITS BODY SIZE'

World's Smallest Chameleon Discovered And It’s "Surprisingly" Well-Endowed

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Steverino]

Don't let Lorena Bobbitt find out about this.

[vaporsmith]

(inert your boy george 'karma chameleon' joke here)

[pharmaross]

https://youtu.be/blQH5ioJCO0

[man tom]

A friend of mine's uncle had a 1970 Dodge Challenger Hemipenis. You could tell by the bulge on it's hood.

[cfjk]

And yet we've never heard the phrase: "He's hung like a chameleon", Coincidentally, we've also never heard the expression: "The road apple never falls far from the horse, it's just that the horse walks away". On the plus side, if they become an invasive species in Florida there won't be much danger when the cold spells cause them to fall from the palm trees.

[Rod Nunley]

I'm sure there are other species that have made this same claim.

[Le Petomane]

An unreliable source informs me that this particular species of chameleon is the company mascot for the Big Johnson T-Shirt Company.

[coscolo]

Let's see: B. micro, B. nana -- what are they going to name an even smaller chameleon?

[Mike Smith]

Blue whales take the prize with male members of 8 to 10 feet in length.

[Buzz D.]

Well the Italians have about the same ratio. Ask one of us, we will tell you it's the truth.

[markhh]

@coscolo - pico and femto is still available.

[cfjk]

https://www.masslive.com/news/2021/01/dont-let-them-intimidate-you-massachusetts-police-department-gives-residents-tips-for-dealing-with-aggressive-turkeys.html Does anybody know when 2021 Thanksgiving is scheduled?

[padraig]

It shames me that I'm a tad below the Irishman average of 16%. I guess I take after my mother.

[ripleysparrow]

Someone needs to tell the little guy that there's a chief of police position opening up in Texas. He sounds qualified.