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Beaded Lacewings Can Take Down Six Termites With A Single Fart
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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January 28, 2021
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Whoa, it's like they're the ruffie-farting zombies of the termite world.
Posted by: cfjk | January 28, 2021 at 01:43 PM
https://youtu.be/4lPrMG9lmw8
Posted by: pharmaross | January 28, 2021 at 01:52 PM
What fraternity does he belong to ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 28, 2021 at 02:48 PM
I've known some people I think could fart you to death.
By the way, a book on flatulence was really a best-seller?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 28, 2021 at 03:55 PM
I've heard of fire farters who could burn down mobile homes and buildings, but the paralyzing death farting lacewing termite destroyers are new. But knowing scientists, they will do studies and experiments on those lacewings until they can genetically engineer ones the size of tanks that can fart endlessly then sell them to the military as organic weapons.
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 28, 2021 at 06:45 PM
Le Pet, First the scientists would have to reengineer the termite-specific death fart. Meanwhile someone else would be updating gas masks.
Posted by: coscolo | January 28, 2021 at 07:16 PM
@coscolo--Good point. Then scientists could genetically engineer termites that are immune to enhanced lacewing death farts. The industrial-military complex have been doing this sort of thing for decades, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 28, 2021 at 07:38 PM
Send the Beaded Lacewings to Washington!!!
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 29, 2021 at 01:50 PM
Beaded Lacewings opened for Adam and the Ants.
Actually, "Bearded" Lacewings would be an even better name.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 29, 2021 at 04:14 PM