Q. WHAT IS JOURNALISM?
A. Not this.
(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
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A. Not this.
(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
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Sounds totally convincing, especially the "not on drugs" part.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2021 at 11:13 AM
The Roswell space aliens tell me that several civilizations keep these mantis like creatures as we keep guard dogs. They're generally well behaved and this particular one was likely let out to exercise. However, when they assume the praying position, they're not praying, they are saying grace before dining.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2021 at 11:27 AM
Welcome to the 21st century where the space aliens no longer request to be "taken to your leader".
Posted by: cfjk | January 31, 2021 at 11:38 AM
I once went into a fishing tackle store and asked "take me to your leader".
Posted by: Steverino | January 31, 2021 at 12:05 PM
Ho hum! Something the Q folks would talk about.
Posted by: Steverino | January 31, 2021 at 12:07 PM
Yeah, he's exaggerating. The ones I've seen are only about 6'6". Guards, small forwards, but not centers.
Posted by: Steve K. | January 31, 2021 at 01:08 PM
He really should start wearing a helmet when he's on a bicycle.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2021 at 01:30 PM
Steverino you nailed it.
Posted by: Jane Linderman | January 31, 2021 at 01:34 PM
Hey, they just want to serve man.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 31, 2021 at 01:40 PM
The "shaggy hair" explains it all.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2021 at 02:53 PM
I see the makings of a 'great' RAID commercial.
Posted by: man tom | January 31, 2021 at 03:33 PM
@man tom - I hate cyclists too, but using Raid on them is a bit excessive.
Posted by: Qaz | January 31, 2021 at 04:06 PM
nursecindy--Here in Roswell, New Mexico, many people wear tinfoil helmets or hats when out cycling or just walking. Contrary to most rumors, tinfoil does not block alien telepathic probes. It actually gives the aliens better reception.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2021 at 06:19 PM
I, for one, welcome our new mantis overlords.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | January 31, 2021 at 08:57 PM
I remember my first beer, too.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 31, 2021 at 09:59 PM