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January 27, 2021

ONLY BECAUSE ELEPHANTS CAN'T ORDER PIZZA

Average human is fatter than an elephant, unique obesity study reveals

(Thanks to Le Petomane and coscolo)

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Well, you might not want to deal with the elephant's response if you told it the opposite.

Sure. The elephant can order pizza. They stash it in their trunks.

Wasn't I Want to Make it With You Fat Elephant the flip side of Bread's It Don't Matter To me.

Who are you calling average?

When this article hit Flathead County, the most common response was:
"The circus is coming to town?"

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

On the other hand, the average human doesn't drink through his nose.

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