NOW THIS IS WHAT WE CALL INITIATIVE

Gwinnett County Police Detectives arrested a 19-year-old man after he scammed over $980,000 from Kroger.

In two weeks.

(Thanks to Dave N, who says “In the old days we’d just shove steaks into our pants and walk out.”)

Comments

[man tom]

"It's a hassle I know, but I'll need to see an I.D for the $87K return."

I just asked Cinderella, a woman dancing in circles talking to herself who resembled Cinderella if you consider the boon dockers she was wearing and the red slipper she had in her hand, to leave my driveway. I think she was a little upset that I called her Cinderella. She was still discussing it with herself when she left. Midnight is only 11 hours away.

I better get back to work before more Disney characters show up dancing in circles talking to themselves. I would be surprised if Walt himself doesn't show up and graffiti a wall or take a dump.

Carry on.

[MOTW]

"Brown was charged with theft by taking."

As opposed to theft by asking ..?

man tom, I would like to know what Kroger has that is $87K.

[cfjk]

Morale of the story: Never return to the scene of the crime.

[Bob]

Keep this kid’s name handy. His community service might consist of paying down the national debt.

[Lucky Jack]

Why didn't I think of that?

[Le Petomane]

man tom--If Walt Disney actually shows and takes a dump, make sure to get lots of pictures. I'm sure the publisher of your upcoming memoirs will get a lot of mileage out of them.

[Flathead County Frank]

This kid should have gone into government work. He would have made a great IRS agent.

[coscolo]

@Frank, he was too greedy to wait until he was old enough to run for Congress.

[anthony stewart]

I hope man tom doesn't get Disney spells.