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Posted by: Jim | January 31, 2021 at 07:38 PM
Can we assume that there are no KFC restaurants in Borneo?
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2021 at 07:59 PM
Nothing worse than trying to cook a plastic bag full of chicken parts in the microwave. The cops had the right idea, wrap them in foil and cook them in the smoker, on the grill or in the convection oven.
Posted by: cfjk | January 31, 2021 at 08:57 PM
A neighbor of mine was recently cited for “Chickens At Large”. I imagine her time at the Police Station resembled an Arlo Guthrie song.
Posted by: 655321 | January 31, 2021 at 10:39 PM
Are these news nuggets?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 01, 2021 at 01:20 AM
Parts is parts.
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: markhh | February 01, 2021 at 06:42 AM
Were these the naughty parts of the chickens?
Posted by: sookins | February 01, 2021 at 06:50 AM
Well, it might be easy to misidentify a bag of chicken gizzards as chicken testicles. That aside, thought I'd share this bit of good news that 2021 is predicted to be almost 58 milliseconds shorter than 2020!
Posted by: cfjk | February 01, 2021 at 08:06 AM
They're actually flying squirrel parts, but they taste kinda like chicken.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 01, 2021 at 12:35 PM